Rangers vs. Vikings DH Preview

The Rangers will clash with the Chicago Vikings in a double header beginning at 10:00 am on Saturday, June 9th at Taft High School.

The twin bill will be the 18th and 19th meeting between the two clubs. The Rangers are 6-11 (.353) lifetime against the band of Nordic warriors.

The Rangers last win against the Vikings came in the first round of the 2006 CMBA playoffs. The Rangers won that contest by a score of 2-1 behind a 3 hit complete game by Eric Morrissey. The Vikings went on to win that playoff series 2 games to 1.

The Rangers need 2 more wins for 80 lifetime wins. The Rangers are currently sitting at 78-73 lifetime in CMBA action.

Ranger newcomer Alonzo Hillard is hitting a blistering .636 on the 2007 campaign. He is on pace to break virtually every record in the Chicago Ranger record book.

Hooters on fire

I drove by Hooter's this afternoon and firetrucks were trying to put out a fire in the parking lot. From what I could gather, the pregant chick that works there got upset when she learned that people did not find her attractive and decided to set the bushes out front on fire. Fortunately, on my way home I learned that the firemen had saved our Taft/Southwest oasis for the time being.

Fellow Rangers,
There is a question that has been bothering me for all of Today:

Where are the Rangers going to go after the game against the Browns in Maywood on Wednesday?

1. Russell's for some great barbeque beef
2. Forest Park on Madison Avenue
3. Phil's on Harlem for Ping Pong and Pool
4. James' Placefor a yard of Pizza

Does anyone have any other suggestions?

Quote Page

Joe, you know you have a hump.
-Jody

I really love drinking.
-LaRocco

All white guys like to do is eat pussy and put it in the ass.
-Jody

You better sit in the car. I don't want you around these guys with a white shirt on.
-Colin

I don't like white girls.
-James

"Who bleeds that much and doesn't die" -Beth
"...Women" -Jody

The 1st night we met I was drunk and wanted to have sex, but he didn't.
-Tom's Wife

Fuck Tim's couch. I have fucked it many times.
-Isaiah

Quote Page

If anyone has seen a napkin from Gios with a few different quotes from Jody on it and a quote from "Tom's Wife," please return it to the Chicago Rangers. Gio Shots will be awarded upon receipt.

German Beer

This weekend marks the beginning of MayFest in Lincoln Square. The German girls and beer will be flowing just as the swans flock to Capistrano. All Rangers are welcome. Just remember, keep your pants close to you at all times.

White Shorts!

We all know what summer means. Other than the gay sex, it means that girls are wearing white shorts. Let us salute all those girls who wear white shorts and get really drunk and have even drunker individuals yell at them "Hey white shorts!" To the white shorts!