Make your own Zing!
Lucas Luecke along with a full laboratory of scientists are attemping to come up with a new uniform for the Chicago Rangers of the CMBA. Luecke claims the new uniform is the first that offers proper "support" for a baseball player and frees up the groin area from the infamous and uncomfortable "baseball cup". The new uniform is lighter and more aerodynamic, giving the player a competative edge. Seeing that the Rangers are not blessed with great speed, this will be a welcome addition to the team. The only drawback found is that some Ranger Players will be sunburned very quickly and to the extent that their mobility will be limited. Testing is currently underway and if all goes well, the rangers could be wearing mankini's the end of June!
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HaHaHa!!! Is that the same pic I left on your MySpace page???
By the way... NO WHERE ON THIS WEBSITE DOES IT SAY I CAN POST A BLOG. ONLY CREATE A NEW ONE!!!!!
Once you are logged in, you should have a "New Post" option in the upper right hand corner of the main page.
If we start wearing the mankini, we will surely get some hotter girls to come to our games
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