Ranger double takes III

One was a TV sex symbol in the '90s. The other is a sex symbol only to Kana and the Godfather. Which is former ER star Noah Wiley, and which is Rangers Comptroller Lucas Luecke?

Ranger double takes II

Here is one for the ages. One is DH/1B Chad Pilcher, a.k.a. Chadifer and Chadgelina, depending on the starlet the media catches him canoodling with at the moment.

The other is a star of many movies, including Shaving Ryan's Privates. Any guesses?

Let's play Ranger double takes

If James Keathley's mad pitching skillz take a turn for the worse like the former MLB pitcher seen here, Tim will have to replace Isaiah with Stretch Armstrong behind the plate. Who can name that headcase?

New Uniform Being Tested for the Rangers!

Make your own Zing!
Lucas Luecke along with a full laboratory of scientists are attemping to come up with a new uniform for the Chicago Rangers of the CMBA. Luecke claims the new uniform is the first that offers proper "support" for a baseball player and frees up the groin area from the infamous and uncomfortable "baseball cup". The new uniform is lighter and more aerodynamic, giving the player a competative edge. Seeing that the Rangers are not blessed with great speed, this will be a welcome addition to the team. The only drawback found is that some Ranger Players will be sunburned very quickly and to the extent that their mobility will be limited. Testing is currently underway and if all goes well, the rangers could be wearing mankini's the end of June!

Ichiro hates Swag's hometown

Ichiro and the mighty Mariners arrived in Cleveland this weekend to take on, and defeat, the mighty Tribe. Upon arriving, some brillaint Cleveland reporter, lacking the brain to ask a good question, asked Ichiro if he liked coming to Cleveland. Most likely he was guaging the soon-to-be free agent's interest in the Tribe, despite the fact they can't pay him. Ichiro responded to the reporter through his interpreter: "If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying" Now that is an incredibly hilarious/honest/awesome response. Ichiro may be my new favorite player not on the Cubs...at least until next year when he is our right fielder.

When Harry Met Sally II

Rangers vs. Red Sox Preview - 6/12/07

The 1st place Chicago Rangers will play host to the Humboldt Park Red Sox at Winnemac Park on Tuesday, June 12th at 5:50 pm.

The Rangers are riding a 5 game winning streak coming into Tuesday's game and own the best record in the CMBA at 7-2. The Red Sox come into Tuesday's game having lost their last 5.

The Rangers and the Red Sox split their 2 game series in 2006. Lifetime, the Rangers hold a 6-4 advantage over the Red Sox.

The game is set to take place at Winnemac Park, where the Rangers are 2-1 on the season. Lifetime, the Rangers are 43-29 at Winnemac.

The Rangers played their first ever CMBA game against this same Red Sox club 5 years ago on May 19, 2002. The Red Sox prevailed in that game by a score of 3-2.

The Rangers are 5-0 against teams outside of their division in 2007. They look to make that 6-0 on Tuesday.