Thursday, December 13, 2007

Mitchell Report Names 2 Chicago Rangers

A ex-trainer of the Chicago Rangers has reportedly leaked the names of 2 Rangers that will appear on the Mitchell Report today at 2:00 ET. According to the report, Rangers Chris Rivera and Matt Brooks will be amongst the names released as part of the Senator's investigation.

This news should come as no shock to anyone. These two ball players are perhaps 2 of the greatest physical specimens to ever don a Chicago Ranger uniform. Their rapid increase in size and offensive numbers can also possibly be explained now. In a game 2 seasons ago, the rage that steroids are known to produce came to head when the aforementioned pair were involved in an on-field skirmish with the Humboldt Park Red Sox in a game at Riis Park.

As part of the mandatory testing, all Rangers were required to submit a sample. According to court documents, Ranger slugger Isaiah Panatsis appears to be the only Ranger who did not submit a sample due to a "schedule conflict."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha- awesome post

Heartattack 19 said...

I knew there was something up with those two! Ranger63, you just scooped me out of my story!