After enduring sub-freezing temperatures, pointless debates, and long winded explanations by CMBA President Ron during the first league meeting of the year, new Ranger management embarked on a ceremonial trip to Hooters. Heartattack and EMO ate, drank, and scouted for pregnant waitresses while discussing their combined vision for the 2008 Rangers. Needless to say, little progress was made. Heartattack had this to say, "It is my hope that this trip can rally Ranger pride and catapult this years drinking to new heights." Let the drinking commence!
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Ranger 2008 Drinking Season Begins
After enduring sub-freezing temperatures, pointless debates, and long winded explanations by CMBA President Ron during the first league meeting of the year, new Ranger management embarked on a ceremonial trip to Hooters. Heartattack and EMO ate, drank, and scouted for pregnant waitresses while discussing their combined vision for the 2008 Rangers. Needless to say, little progress was made. Heartattack had this to say, "It is my hope that this trip can rally Ranger pride and catapult this years drinking to new heights." Let the drinking commence!
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1 pitcher? 1 God Damn pitcher? Is this Rangers baseball or girl's high school softball?
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