Ranger game delayed on Sunday

This past Sunday the Rangers were scheduled to do battle with Aviators at 930 A.M. However, the game was delayed for nearly 45 minutes after Isaiah "The Bible-beater" Panatsis forced both teams to study the Bible before we could take the field. Both teams had to give into Isaiah's demands as we were all afraid of his heightening roid rage. Eventually Isaiah put his Bible down and allowed us to proceed with the game and the Rangers, under the guidance of our Lord, defeated the Aviators 13-1. God bless you Isaiah.