1. Miss less than 50% of our signs.
2. Win 20 games
3. Drink 350+ pitchers
4. Force Rivera to actually show up to the bar
5. See if we can beat last year's record and get River shit face drunk in less than 15 minutes
Good Luck Team
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1. Swary alone will miss more than 30 signs. We need to think about that QB wrist band thing.
2. By my calculations, we are on pace to drink 198 pitchers of beer through the practice and regular season. We are averaging 6 pitchers per visit.
3. River has a drinking problem that will only be enhanced by the Rangers. Keep up the good work fellas.
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