On the same day that the great Neifi "I play everyday because I have incriminating pictures of Dusty Baker" Perez was suspended for 80 games for his 3rd drug violation, the Rangers announced today that 6 foot, 160-pound Matt Brooks and his Puerto Rican twin, 6'1'', 150-pound, Chris Rivera have been suspended by team owner Lucas Luecke for performance enhancing drugs. Mr. Luecke said, " The organization is deeply saddened that we have to go through this the day before the playoffs, but this type of thing damages the integrity of the game." Team manager, Tim Brannon said that " They will be sorely missed. It is too bad they felt that they had to go to these measures to improve their performance on the field. " RIP River and Brooksie...Jody will definitley miss you.
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