Thor, the Viking God of Thunder and War, brought the thunder and rain to Chicago in order to delay the Rangers from Advancing to the Second round of the CMBA Playoffs yesterday. Big Jon the Viking Slayer stole Thor's hammer and subsequently silenced the Viking Bats, holding them to 3 runs through 9 strong innings. Thor invoked his fellow divine compadre Loki, the god of mischief, to try and distract the Rangers on Saturday with Gio's Shots, which tasted less like 'tussin than ever before. Hilarity did ensue, but all Ranger players are safe and ready to take on the Norse Warriors again tonite at Taft High School.
(See, classical studies can come in useful once in a while!)
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