SWOMP is the new WOMP!

That’s right SWOMP not to be confused with SWAMP (beloved Ranger Matt Swary) has become the new official saying of the Chicago Rangers. It appears that the Rangers have not only accepted the change with open arms but they love it. Kevin Casey (the Rangers All-Star leadoff hitter) was asked what thought about the change to SWOMP and quickly responded (while leaning back and clapping), “Yeah, baby!” All-Star catcher Isaiah Panatsis backed SWOMP by stating with authority, “WOMP’s done, Son!” He continued on to say, “It’s all about SWOMP, sucka!” Isaiah did say that it wasn’t any easy decision for him to make and that he came to the decision after hours of praying and talking to God. “God spoke to me and told me this was the right thing to do, so anybody that’s not on-board with the change all I can say is…FUCK YO COUCH!” Rangers GM, Luke Luecke when asked about the change summed it up the best by saying, “I like it, I really do and here’s why…it’s the perfect blend and it just brings everything all together”. Having the Rangers GM (The CMBA’s GM of the Year) endorsing the change to SWOMP truly validates the change and makes it official. So, the next time you raise your glasses to cheers the Chicago Rangers remember to say it loudly and proudly, “SWOMP”!